can i use this as an excuse to break up?
Still my favorite bumper sticker.
Rarely do I literally lol, but when I do, I have to tell people… and that time is now.
Sometimes I’m Alice…. but sometimes I’m Dana lol
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Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Do you always smile for pictures?
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
What is your Song of the week?
What do you drink with dinner?
What is your favorite food?
Which movie could you watch over and over and still love?
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Can you cry on command?
Are you loyal?
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Favorite kind of sandwich?
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
What is your usual bedtime?
Are you lazy?
How many languages can you speak?
Are you stubborn?:
Are you afraid of heights?
Do you sing in the shower?
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Is Christmas stressful?
Ever eat a pierogi?
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
What do you wear to bed?
Who would you like to see in concert?
What was the last concert you saw?
Tea or coffee?
Do you want to get married?
Do you want kids?
What’s your favorite part about today so far?
What are you doing tomorrow?
What are you doing next week?
Have you ever tried sushi? (Did you like it?)
How do you like your steak cooked?
What do you like least about yourself?
Who’s your best / closest friend?
Who do you trust with your secrets?
Which friend would you go to in an emergency?
What was the last text you sent?
Does anyone hate you?
How did you meet your spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend?
Would you rather live in the countryside or in the city?
Ever had a detention?
Which swear word do you use the most?
Ever cried at school?
Who is the most intelligent person you know?
a moment of silence for all of the straight girls
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are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
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Dislikes: ignorant people, school work, mushrooms, diet pepsi, raisins, peasants, joggers, homophobes, rum, ungroomed eyebrows